A . . . Very . . . Merry . . . Christmas

Thank you for inviting me into your house for Christmas. I won't be staying long, I promise. And you'll be coming with me . . . 

Why yes, I'm your PRESENT and your FUTURE.

There are Other Clowns Than These . . .

This is fine . . . 

Look into the light. Follow me into the light . . . 

This is the clown face on the mask. What does the clown look like under the mask?

This is fine. Everything is fine. 

The Most Wonderfulest Time of the Year

Good morning clownsters! With sweater season is almost upon us, I think it is time to give pause and think an awesome and awful truth. Someone was paid to create this and someone paid for the privilege of wearing this. Humbled, I have no words . . .

Either the ultimate birth control or ultimate turn-on because you can't wait to get her out of it. 

I'mmmmm Baaaaccckkk . . .

After far too long of a hiatus and an experiment of joining a blog network, the original "Why I Fear Clowns" is back in business. Stop by often and see the creepiest of the creepy clown art, photos, dolls, and figurines. What makes us different is these aren't Halloween costumes that are creepy on purpose. These are clowns that people thought were seriously funny and cute and just wonderful to have around the house. Yeah . . . I know . . . .

Welcome back! We've been waiting for you.

Budget Cuts . . .

Have led to a serious downgrade of the Federal Secret Witness Program . . .



Seriously, you would have to be a Bozo to think this was a good idea. I can't decide who is creepier, the adults or the little Bozo-spawn.