Board Games in Hell

Where you spin eternally, building never-ending clown faces . . .

Yes, FIVE big clown faces

Build a clown . . . 

Just harmless good fun . . . 

Right ???

RIGHT?

Clowns. Don't do it. Not even once.

From the WTF Files, We Have

Karl Malden reading the speeches of LBJ to a woman in a clown bra . . .

Your argument is soooooo invalid that it will take the light from valid 10,000 years to reach it.

"Bullwhip Griffin." Oh Disney, you hurt me so good!

I'mmmmm Baaaaccckkk . . .

After far too long of a hiatus and an experiment of joining a blog network, the original "Why I Fear Clowns" is back in business. Stop by often and see the creepiest of the creepy clown art, photos, dolls, and figurines. What makes us different is these aren't Halloween costumes that are creepy on purpose. These are clowns that people thought were seriously funny and cute and just wonderful to have around the house. Yeah . . . I know . . . .

Welcome back! We've been waiting for you.