There are Other Clowns Than These . . .

This is fine . . . 

Look into the light. Follow me into the light . . . 

This is the clown face on the mask. What does the clown look like under the mask?

This is fine. Everything is fine. 

From the WTF Files, We Have

Karl Malden reading the speeches of LBJ to a woman in a clown bra . . .

Your argument is soooooo invalid that it will take the light from valid 10,000 years to reach it.

"Bullwhip Griffin." Oh Disney, you hurt me so good!

It's Almost Halloween!!

Time for the kids to dress up in scary, creepy costumes!

Time to send in the clowns!

If you open your door to this frantic, over-caffeinated little freak, you have only yourself to blame . . .



Too bubbly for you? Try something a bit more from the Michael Meyer School of Clownination.



Just hand over the candy and I won't be back later with an axe . . . or maybe I will . . . I haven't decided yet . . .