Thank you for inviting me into your house for Christmas. I won't be staying long, I promise. And you'll be coming with me . . .
|Why yes, I'm your PRESENT and your FUTURE.|
|This is fine . . .|
|It's the eyelashes that sell it.|
An almost daily delivery of creepy, bizarre, and otherwise unacceptable clown figures, art, dolls, and whatever else bothers me . . .