Monday, June 9, 2014

Board Games in Hell

Where you spin eternally, building never-ending clown faces . . .

Yes, FIVE big clown faces

Build a clown . . . 

Just harmless good fun . . . 


Right ???

RIGHT?
Clowns. Don't do it. Not even once.

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Good Night . . .

And sweet dreams . . . don't let the clowns bite . . .


Monday, October 7, 2013

Sometimes Cake . . .


Is part of the problem, not part of the solution . . . From the one and only Cake Wrecks.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Let's Not . . .

Tell my probation officer about this, okay? If I give you a $20 will you get me a bottle? I'm banned. Is that your daughter . . .

You lookin' at me?

Monday, September 9, 2013

The Most Wonderfulest Time of the Year

Good morning clownsters! With sweater season is almost upon us, I think it is time to give pause and think an awesome and awful truth. Someone was paid to create this and someone paid for the privilege of wearing this. Humbled, I have no words . . .

Either the ultimate birth control or ultimate turn-on because you can't wait to get her out of it. 

Saturday, September 7, 2013

From the WTF Files, We Have

Karl Malden reading the speeches of LBJ to a woman in a clown bra . . .

Your argument is soooooo invalid that it will take the light from valid 10,000 years to reach it.

"Bullwhip Griffin." Oh Disney, you hurt me so good!



Friday, September 6, 2013

I'mmmmm Baaaaccckkk . . .

After far too long of a hiatus and an experiment of joining a blog network, the original "Why I Fear Clowns" is back in business. Stop by often and see the creepiest of the creepy clown art, photos, dolls, and figurines. What makes us different is these aren't Halloween costumes that are creepy on purpose. These are clowns that people thought were seriously funny and cute and just wonderful to have around the house. Yeah . . . I know . . . .

Welcome back! We've been waiting for you.