Someone Asked Me . . .

If there were any clown paintings that I like.

The answer is "yes."

This isn't it . . .

The "Ewww" Series Continues . . .

With this creepy entry from (of all people) Norman-freaking-Rockwell!



A creepy clown awkwardly comforts an uncomfortable-looking young runaway.

"Here, here, clown white washes right off. Now, we don't need to tell anyone you were here . . . especially my parole officer."

A Time To Be Thankful . . .

That this freak didn't show up for Thanksgiving dinner,



Unless he is a member of the family, then you have more problems than a blog can solve . . .

San Francisco Has Banned . . .

Putting toys in children's meals that do not meet nutritional guidelines.



Some see this as an assault on the inalienable right to feed your children cwap for lunch. I see it as a step in stopping the infiltration of clowns into society.

This kid understands . . .when she grows up she will vote to ban clowns from fast food restaurants!

Be ever vigilant, clowns are sneaky!

Another Halloween Treasure

Just sort of sums up everything that is wrong with clowns - that magic place where happy and psychotic meet up.

There Are No Words . . .

To describe what is easily the world's strangest sweater! You know it's bad when the clown is the most normal part.

Nobody At The Ad Agency . . .

Could figure out why this new ad campaign wasn't working . . .

"All the kids in the focus group were screaming. That's good isn't it?"



The good old days when having "sugar" in the title was a good thing. Two bowls of this and you felt and acted like this goggle-eyed goon!

I'm Sorry . . .

But, I have to say it . . .

(you can leave now, no harm, no foul . . . )

Okay, you were warned . . .

She's obviously KooKoo for Coco's Stuff!



Yes, those wonderful childhood memories of clowns out behind the Big Top!

Newsflash!

Clown Eats Man <------ Old News



However,

Man Eats Clown . . .