More clown jewelry. Mother's Day is coming and what says love more than tacking a gold-tone enameled serial killer on mom's collar. I swear, if I close me eyes and listen closely, I can hear "Clarice, quid pro quo . . ." hissing in my ear.
Holy (fill in the blank with whatever suits your fancy here, but make it good!)!!!!!!! That image will truly haunt my nightmares for decades to come. I really need to invent something to inject, sniff, chew, smoke, eat, drink, pop, or WHATEVER, that will allow people to put their mind in "reverse" for a set number of minutes or hours worth of time while it erases specific, hideous, unwanted images that find their way in there and won't leave. I'd be RICH!!! lol. Any takers?
An almost daily delivery of creepy, bizarre, and otherwise unacceptable clown figures, art, dolls, and whatever else bothers me . . .
Coulrophobia is an irrational fear of clowns. However, I am not a sufferer, because there is nothing irrational about my fear of clowns. It is time to expose their evil and have a laugh or two at their expense.
Remember, we are laughing at them, not with them, or because of them. Be ever vigilant, clowns are sneaky.
Help the cause! Have you come across an unintentionally sad, creepy, spooky, or otherwise obnoxious bit of clownery? Click on my profile and drop me an email. Help spread the message.
Coulrophobes of the world unite!
Note: Photos come from my own collection, my own photography, and from surfing around the web. If you see a photo you believe is yours and are unhappy or offended, please contact me and I will remove it. Unless, of course, you are a clown. Then we have a problem . . .
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Holy (fill in the blank with whatever suits your fancy here, but make it good!)!!!!!!! That image will truly haunt my nightmares for decades to come. I really need to invent something to inject, sniff, chew, smoke, eat, drink, pop, or WHATEVER, that will allow people to put their mind in "reverse" for a set number of minutes or hours worth of time while it erases specific, hideous, unwanted images that find their way in there and won't leave. I'd be RICH!!! lol. Any takers?
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