Sunday, March 21, 2010

You Can Bank On Being Creeped Out!

Newsflash, not all clown creepiness is vintage. This fine plaster/chalk specimen was recently seen slipping over our Southern Border concealed in a wheel of cheese until he reached his destination at a cut-rate flea market. A life-sized figural (or dis-figural, depending on your viewpoint) bank, sure to make the (un)lucky child beg mom and dad to leave the lights on at night.

Want to get rid of that deadbeat roommate? Put this in the living room during the day and then sneak it into his doorway (or onto his nightstand) in the middle of the night. Come morning, he'll be "gone in sixty seconds."

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