Time for the kids to dress up in scary, creepy costumes!
Time to send in the clowns!
If you open your door to this frantic, over-caffeinated little freak, you have only yourself to blame . . .
Too bubbly for you? Try something a bit more from the Michael Meyer School of Clownination.
Just hand over the candy and I won't be back later with an axe . . . or maybe I will . . . I haven't decided yet . . .