Saturday, July 10, 2010

Am I Pretty Now?

The perfect gift for that special someone,

What lady wouldn't love to have precious metals shaped like dead clowns dangling from her earlobes?

These were for sale on the secondary market, remarkably clean, like they had never (ever) been worn by their previous owner. However, that means that someone, somewhere, thought that buying these at retail was a good idea. Gifting FAIL!


  1. Yes, i just have these dead clowns hanging from my earlobes. What are you staring at?

  2. They look like IT in that Stephen King movie. No doubt they've been regifted a million times.

  3. Hi Abby! Are you going clowntown later? Oops, sorry, I meant downclown . . . um . . . sorry, um . . . gee, did you get your hair done?

    Liz, I envision these popping up in those office gift grabs that everybody loves and hates at the same time. Gee, thanks . . .

  4. I can't believe these are real. And they're dead, too!
    I just went to see Toy Story 3 and there is a scary clown in it, and it's used to a great effect.