No, this is not "THE" clown sweater (we'll save that for another blog post), but it is more certainly a clown sweater. An entire gaggle of clowns . . . complete with an attached 3-D clown tie for extra effect. You too can proclaim to the world that you are a freaking idiot that can't be trusted to dress yourself!
Now, I believe in the heaven-given right to wear idiotic sweaters at Christmas, but there is a limit of how much punishment I can take!