Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Truly An International Conspiracy

One thing I have discovered in my research. The British have a strange fondness for clown sweaters. Patterns abound! I tell you dear readers, this is proof positive that the Clown Cabal is truly international!

Check out this pattern below. While the clown sweater on this adorable little English boy is bad enough, it is the backdrop that elevates it into true creepiness. Who would wallpaper their child's room with motifs of dead frowning clowns????????? I think this little guy is smiling only because the lights are on. What mom and dad don't know is that the dead x-ed out eyes glow after dark.

Ah yes, yet one more way your parents scar you for life!

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