Now, before you scroll down, you need to take a few precautions;
1. Put down your drink,
2. If at work, look both ways,
3. Remember that this image is from a flea market. That means that at sometime in its clownish existence, this sold at retail and hung in someone's home.
I am trying to picture the buying decision. Something like, "Hey, Susie has blonde hair, wouldn't this look cute in her room?" or perhaps "Hey, my probation officer couldn't object to this! It's a clown . . . and little Susie . . . heh, heh, heh." Or finally, "I didn't know that defrocked priests could become clowns!"
You decide! Be prepared to be ewwwwwwwed out.
::wait for it::