And I'd really like to leave now. No, I don't want a Happy Meal!
It was only a matter of time until I found just the right image to reveal just how creepy Ronald McDonald really is. This is a life-size plus head that fit over the helium tank. It's the huge leering smile. It's the cheesy red hair. Nah, really, it's the eyes.
And the manager can't figure out why he can't keep servers . . . and why there are no cats anywhere in the neighborhood.